ohevoyev:

having a crush as an adult is so embarrassing i’m literally too old for this. i should be busy with my blacksmith apprenticeship or something

(via swordmaid)

if any gorgeous buff circus performers need a boytoy to throw around like a ragdoll….i am available

p.s.

toxicsapolo:

‘you have x many followers’ those r cadavers girl. corpses. abandoned vessels of blogs who once were. its the apocalypse in there. its me and my 5 mutuals against the world.

(via beyondlifeanddeath)

fairycosmos:

*sitting in my bedroom with nothing going on* HELP!!!! HELP ME!!!! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOMEBODY FUCKING HELP ME!!!!

(via fig)

1995lahaine:

we could provide electricity to everyone on earth if we put tom cruise on a hamster wheel and told him to go crazy with it. but the church of scientology won’t let us do that

(via lesbiansagainsttheatre)


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